When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a good idea to say, “I swallowed it. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won’t bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. This is a collection of some of his funniest, strangest, most bizarre and most inspirational (not so much)Īmbition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. But it turns out,Jack Handey is a real person, and a comedy writer who wrote for a few different shows, including Saturday Night Live, and also wrote for some magazines. I thought they got together and wrote “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy”. I always thought Jack Handy was a fictional character created by the Saturday Night Live writers.
Funny, not so Inspirational Sayings of Jack Handy (or Jack Handey)
